The True or False Meme

I'm sure anyone who's reading me has been to DYM and Rocks to see the T/F Meme. It's hilarious and I encourage you all to do one and let me know so I can check it out. Here are the rules:

Write five things about yourself with only ONE of them being true. The other four are fiction, and everyone else gets to guess which one is not fiction.

1. I scored tickets to David Letterman (it was absolutely freezing in there; if you go, I suggest you take your coat) and was chosen to answer various questions when he came into the audience. He made fun of me for being from Oklahoma then asked me some questions. I won a steak dinner for two, but I had to give it away because we were leaving in the morning.

2. I had a chance to be state champion in all of following: vault (gymnastics), floor exercises (gymnastics), diving. Instead of competing I quit the gymnastics team and ditched the diving competition for a date.

3. I spent a day in a California jail because of a jay-walking ticket.

4. On a trip to LA for an internet conference I went into The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf to get some iced tea and I accidentally bumped into someone and spilled their coffee. That someone was Anthony Edwards from ER and Top Gun fame. Of course, I never get to see the really famous ones. Why couldn’t I have tripped and fallen straight into Paul Newman’s lap? Now that’s worth writin’ home about.

5. I spent my college summers bartending at various resort towns up and down the eastern seaboard. I’m telling you, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen frat boys do a little something called a “butt funnel”. Ewww.