What's Holding You Back?

There are things I've always wanted to be:
A stand-up comic (I'm not that funny)
A writer of novels or children's books (I'm better at writing instruction manuals)
Famous (without any kind of criticism)

How's that for reasonable? BTW, no one really knows about these "aspirations". I think, for some reason, I would like to be known. I want people to like me and think, "Hey. She's really something. Smart. Funny. Wow!" What I don't want is the ridiculous criticism that comes with fame. Nothing is personal, nothing is good enough. That's why I think writing would be the way to go; when is the last time you saw rags go over what writers are wearing, what their flaws are, etc.? They do a few interviews, sign some books. It is something to capture someone's imagination.

I have always loved details and was fascinated that there was a degree in Technical Writing that allowed me to focus on those details. What is hard for many people comes easily to me (especially with time to edit!). My husband has trouble writing and hates it; I love it (but I can't do math and he can). Since I earned my BA and MA in TW, I've wanted to move into a more creative aspect of writing. As my son begins to read I'm even more interested in writing for children.

I have ideas for books, but as I write them out I am still in my dry, technical writing mode. Nothing I put down would keep a child's attention (or anyone's for that matter). I am not ready to give up. I will keep trying, editing, trying again.

Movie Lines

I've been thinking about movie lines that have defined how we interact with each other. In my family growing up and even now we use lines from different movies to convey what we mean--usually for humor emphasis. Here are some of the ones we use frequently.

Sixteen Candles: "No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!"
Better Off Dead: "I want my two dollars!"
Cats and Dogs: "Not Good!"
Jurassic Park: "Unix. I know this!"
Meatballs: "Spaz! Spaz! Spaz! Spaz!" (whispered in an encouraging way)
Raising Arizona: "If'n you think circular is funny."
"Son, you have a panty on your head."
"Turn the right!"

My brother recently used a line from Jaws as his wife (who is 8 months pregnant) got into her car. "You're gonna need a bigger boat." :D Love that.

I know there are more because this is the main way my brother and I communicate. However, I'm having trouble remembering them right now. If you think of some, let me know. I'd be interested to know which ones others use.

The Mirror

I dare you.
I defy you.
I am you.
I want to be me.